L E T 'E M L A U G H

Laugh it up, "cool shoe" guy — with your fallen arches and festering heel blisters.

Meanwhile, I just slid in, hands-free, to the shoe equivalent of a memory foam mattress with an angel feather pillow topper. I'm off to the local credit union where I'll get my comfy steps in AND deposit all this cheddar I've been saving into a high interest savings account. Let me guess, your cash still tied up in Tendy notes? Peace out scrub.

 S K E T C H E R S P R E S E N T S :

The Comedy Central Roast of Martha Stewart

This is a chance to show Skechers can take a joke by sponsoring a roast with their most iconic spokesperson: someone with a tough hide, a sensible spirit, and the ability to craft a festive shiv from whatever’s lying around the home—Martha Stewart.

 M I C H A E L G U R S K Y

Meet Michael Gursky. He roasts shoes for a living. Skechers socials would go live and let people submit photos of their non-Skechers shoes to get roasted by Gurskyman.